My Dear Wife, The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the
whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth, wed or die during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. You shall support the teams that I support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half- time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them too!
6. We can watch Daily tv soaps provided actors and actresses are wearing football shirts and they are in Brazil.
7. You don't just pass in front of the TV if i'm watching football, you better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this everton vs England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they
come for football.
10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing.
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano, sterling, or pirlo's looks. Professionalismshall remain an absolute part of the World
Cup.
12.If you miss the line up please ask, 'who is
that guy?'
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, South Africa and Zimbabwe did not qualify.
Thank u in advance honey, i love you